Showing posts with label Pittsburgh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pittsburgh. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Quotable Quotes

Hello, after a long hiatus.

From our in-house mavericks (note: more fun if said with correct intonation):
  • Numbers mean nothing to me.
  • CMU is lucky.
  • This is Ali. Please leave a message.
  • How could I have missed the fruits - esp when they are low-hanging.
  • Dude, I don't talk puns.
  • I am super-awesome?
  • No.
  • Dude, is there water in the bathroom? I am also coming!
  • Die. Man. Die. Go Fish.
  • And so we can unlock the mystery behind AIDS.
  • Naaaa, my back hurts, while sitting.
  • Sorry Man, sorry!
  • Ohh 67F - I am going home!
  • Cucumber-Mint Yogurt. Bowl.
  • Bhaiyya - aap single hoh?
  • Didi- aap single hoh?
  • Ohh you got A-? But I thought everyone got A?
  • Please warm the cache, thanks.
  • Buddy I only used buddy, don't worry buddy.
  • OK. That was an awkward pause.
  • Randomly submitted da.
  • Same shit. Different era.
  • Precis mon. Bum.
Try guessing the person for each quote. :)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Cricket, Pets, Tickets and Landlords

Apologies for an extended break from the blog! (does it matter though? The most qualified wean-hall-floor-mopper ever, good friend Samir, thinks it does :-)). As usual, the realities of a harsh semester catch up with you pretty soon.

Although my awesome OS project with two hardcore computer-systems guys (Ravi and Ali) has unfortunately captured my rather limited imagination, I have been able to devote some time to other less challenging activities in life.

Like following your national cricket team. The Indian cricket team rolled over the Aussies in the 2nd Test match in such a fashion that it was breathtaking. It had been a long time coming but the Aussies finally got what they had been dishing out to other cricket teams for almost a decade now. And it was pure pleasure! :D. The cricketing world is small (at least in the number of countries that play it). Sadly, even in the country that invented and spread it over all its dominions, England, the game is firmly behind football. Also, staying in Yankee-land it is easy to forget that a more elegant and cerebral bat-&-ball sport exists :). So strangely, Australia with their bouncer sized cricketers always gave me the satisfaction that yes, the game I love so much is indeed not anachronistic and irrelevant. The Aussies like cricket and love it too. Just like me. At the same time I disliked them for their almost total and sometime arrogant dominance in world cricket. That and the fact that Sir Don Bradman was an Aussie :). Lets hope that final 2 Test matches are more competitive!



Precisely when I was missing my best friend - my pet dog, I came across this:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than he loves himself." ~ Josh Billings

I always wonder that although they are supposed to be the dumb ones unable to tell us how they feel, why is it I who is frequently at a loss of words with them?



I recently booked air tickets for visiting home this December. As I had a lot of constraints, I first thought of approaching a travel agent. That didn't work as the quotes I was getting were way too high. So, I finally decided to get myself in the mess that is online ticket reservations. I generally go to Orbitz as it is the best of the worst. It took me a frustrating 6 hours to get a reasonably priced ticket on that site. The most irritating part is that these websites on the first search advertise impossibly low fares and just as you decide to take it, they throw an innocuous error - 'Due to traveler demand, this flight is not available.' or 'The flight fare has been increased just now' - Yeah I believe you. Already tired, I found myself ready to accept any fare just to end the agony. The really intriguing part is that these misleading fares are still being shown! If this is not a blatant bait-and-switch strategy, what is! Other sites like Kayak etc. are worse. I do think these guys have to solve this thing (if they think this is a problem that is).



Another rant. This is against my amazing landlord. Just to give a taste of what my roommate and I have gone through:
  • The apartment was not ready even 10 days into the lease, Reason: the landlord was too greedy to let the last tenant's lease end exactly when ours started. In fact, the apartment is still not ready - with things here and there left to be done.
  • Within a week of entering the place, our apartment was burgled. Not sure what was taken fortunately, but the suitcase locks were broken. I still suspect the workers who had the keys. But our landlord decides to install a new lock and graciously gives a copy of them to these workers. Ohh by the way, these workers are now being searched for by the police for some theft.
  • We didn't have hot water in the apartment for a good two weeks after that. Reason: the plumbing was faulty and the gas was leaking when it started.
  • Next, our refrigerator started leaking like a water tap. Reason: it was an old one which should not have been there in the first place. Anyway, he took the ice out and we are patiently waiting for the next leak now.
  • Next when the cold started, we found out that the heating was not working. Dutifully the landlord mouthed numerous "I'll do it" quotes. But it has not been fixed even now - a month on. Thankfully, after pestering him no end, we managed to get a couple of room heaters which at least make our rooms livable.
In spite of all this, the landlord is seemingly insensitive to our problems. And to add insult to injury, he calls us his 'buddies'. So, is it OK if one friend sues the other? :)

Update: The heating in our apartment has started. But as a result, the heating in the landlord's own place (which is just 2 floors below ours) stopped! He is busy dealing with that at present - I hope he doesn't screw up our heating now.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Pamela's

Ok, on the demand of a blog reader, here's a 'lighter' post :) (Yeah, I better keep the anyway small number of readers happy!)

So, Pamela's is the name of this awesome restaurant chain in Pittsburgh. And I moved into an apartment just one-fourth of a block from one of the locations. Pamela's serves breakfast all day (I guess that makes it a diner or something?). And that breakfast has some of the best hotcakes, french toasts and what not.

Before this apartment, the only location of Pamela's which was easy enough for access was near CMU. Moreover, I had heard about the place a lot from all the friends here. Hence, I just had to make questionable excuses which would allow me to go to Pamela's. The place used to open at 7:30a.m. in the morning. Some 'plans' used to look like,
  • On the eve before submission of a big assignment: 'Hey, lets waste our time playing foosball and monopoly till dinner. Then work and put a night-out (and screw our next whole day) and then have a fantastic breakfast at Pamela's in the morning!'
  • On the India-Australia Cricket final match, even though we all had important meetings next day: 'Hey, lets watch the amazing cricket on our office computers and put a night-out (and get a warning for over-usage of bandwidth) and then have a scrumptious breakfast at Pamela's in the morning!'
  • On a general work day: 'Hey, lets work normally, just sleep in Wean Hall on one of the public couches (and get a back-ache) and then have an awesome breakfast at Pamela's in the morning!'
  • On a more mundane day: 'Hey, lets just roam outside Pamela's till it opens'
Strangely, all of these plans looked reasonable then! And yes, I have implemented each of them. (ok, may be not the last one!) :)

Pamela's has in fact caused much heart-burn! Once, I managed to convince two of my friends that the way to spend a perfectly nice Sunday morning was to stay hungry till 12:00p.m. and then go and have the Sunday brunch at Pamela's. The plan was made that we all meet near school at 11:45a.m. sharp and then take the bus to the place. As it happened, in between frantic phone calls, all of us messed up the synchronization and turned up slightly late, and we ended up wasting 2hours, hungry and angry, in front of the school waiting for the next bus to take us there. We finally got the next bus and reached at about 3:00p.m. Early evening and we three haven't eaten anything yet the whole day. Turns out, the restaurant was closed - as it was some holiday which we all managed to over-look! Hurt and dejected, we tried finding some other place. But only one place was still open - Subway. :) After all this, we finally ate at one place we all mutually kind of hated!

Another time, on my birthday in fact, after braving through 3 buses, I reached there only to find that I had no cash. They only accept cash, and sadly there was not a PNCBank ATM within a km. With my steely resolve, I managed to locate a sidey ATM and get the cash. And guess what, it was 5p.m. already - their closing time!

But in spite of all this, my enthusiasm for that place has not decreased - for the great food and easy atmosphere. And it is reasonably cheap. And it is a nice way to hang-out with friends on Sundays :)

So, if you ever happen to be in Pittsburgh, give me a call, and we can go to Pamela's together for that perfect breakfast :) Call me before 5p.m. though and have enough cash for both of us!